Can you briefly introduce yourself?

Hi I’m Max and I sell naughty pics on the internet

Why should I buy you instead of an agency?

Because I’m almost as good,

Give twice the f*cks,

At half the price,

With none of the bullshit

Ok… So what’s your day rate?

£495 if I want to work with you.

£4950 if I don’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How can I contact you?

If we aren’t married yet: max@maxadam.ski

What design tools do you use?

 Sketch, Figma, Photoshop, pen & paper,

….and around £100p/m worth of Ai tools & plugins

Where did you get your hair transplant?

I don’t know anything about a hair transplant.

Where did you study?

I got into UoL’s School of Design on a full scholarship,

…but was expelled 2 years later for being a naive & immature muppet.

What sort of companies do you work for?

  I help startups act like big-dogs,
and big-dogs act like startups

How fast can you turn XYZ around?

I can go psycho-mode and inject coffee granules into my armpits

….but this WILL incur additional rush fees

Do you work alone or with a team?

99% is me, but every now and then I bring in a specialist for when I don’t have a clue what I’m doing

(eg. Animations, animations, animations)

Do your parents understand what you do?

Not really. But they know I’m happy doing it, so they’re happy knowing it

What’s your process?

Trial and error

Relying on my mild undiagnosed autism

Long walks without music

Overcommunicating on Slack & Loom

Are you style over substance?

I do what I do to lift your metrics

(without turning you into bland risk-averse sludge)

What do you do in your spare time?

I run and swim like a demon,

and sit in saunas until I h @ LLuc iNa te

When will these f*cking questions end?

This

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