Blands → Brands

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Use me as your brand therapist. Sob on my shoulder. Fantasise about the potential. Discover the possibilities. Confidentially discuss your hopes, dreams, fears & worries.
Accept that you have an ugly baby, and prepare for deep but necessary cosmetic surgery. Solve your sameness. Devise the masterplan to 10x your spunk.
Burn your old wardrobe. Ban your crap headlines. Perform the creative makeover that takes you from a 5 to a 9.
Murder your competitors. Marry their widowed customers. Evil geniuses unite to press the BIG red button for launch.
Prove you’re a killer brand, 24/7. Keep making moves that put you in the news. From novel app features to stunts that get featured.